the snap of the can
the scream of the reel
3 weeks away
how do ya feel?
 
Can't sleep at night
Horny like a goat
Two casts with the rod
One fish in the boat!
 
You can see the Big Shoot
The crew starts to quiver
"Holy f#ck", Gilly shouts
"Tim's in the river"
 
Standin' up pissin'
There's no one around
Tipped over the canoe
And nearly f*#cking drowned
 
Splash of the oar
Smell of the Q
Strickland is drunk
How about you?
           
Too drunk to see
Sun burned like a bitch
Slept in me rubbers
Cause the tent wouldn't pitch
 
                        Day two is upon us
                        Down the two ponds we sail
                        Drunk in the boat
                        Telling many a tall tail
 
                        1st pond bar
                        Not one fish yet
                        This is the year
                        I guarantee it!
 
                        Second rattle's big turn
                        Makes everyone quiver  
                        We're on the home stretch
                        But there's three canoes in the river
 
The last punch down the bay
Hardest paddle by a mile
Tom can't believe we're alive
Nods his head with a smile
 
            A Big Mary and taters
                        Brings the trip to an end
                        Can't wait till next year
                        To do it again…